075 - Parliamentary wit - 4

Once a member expressing his frustration over the unresponsiveness of the government had simply uttered the words, "The Government is not moved," when Professor Madhu Dandavate quipped, "Government is an immovable property."

source: Stories from Here and There, Ekalavya Education Foundation - By: Sunil Handa - http://www.eklavya.org/storyhere.html