Zen Koans - Temple Fire

While Tokai was a visitor at a certain temple, a fire started under the kitchen floor.

A monk rushed into Tokai's bedroom, shouting: "A fire, Master, A fire!"

"Oh?" said Tokai, sitting up "Where?".

 "Where?" exclaimed the monk. "Why, under the Kitchen Floor -- Get up at once."

"The Kitchen, Eh?" said the Master drowsily. "Well. tell you what, when it reaches the passageway, come back and let me know."

Tokai was snoring again in no time.

Source: Osho - And the Flowers Showered...