062 - Parliamentary wit - 3

When a member, during debate, complained that many members had been trying to catch the Chair's eye right from the beginning but did not get a chance to speak, the Deputy Speaker with a twinkle in his eyes quipped, "I allow my eye to be caught by one hon. member at a time."

source: Stories from Here and There, Ekalavya Education Foundation - By: Sunil Handa - http://www.eklavya.org/storyhere.html